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Random Thoughts
- Nose rings and breast tattoos don’t age well. The nose ring, however, is fixable.
- If your hairstylist starts going off about politics and you completely disagree with him or her, let it go. They’re armed, you’re not.
- Hot chocolate tastes better when it has more calories in it. Actually, pretty much anything does.
- The Mercedes driving up your ass when you’re going slowly in a snow storm because you’re just prudent – even though you have all-wheel-drive and snow tires – will spin out. The chances are that they’ll miss you by, oh, 6 or so inches.
- Running on snow can be a fairly good approximation of a treadmill with the additional thrill of free “I’m going to die” moments included. Throw in some ice and you’ve got a great recipe for easily going past LT just on the sheer terror of it all.
- Sewing machines rock.
- No matter what insurance companies tell you, they’re only happy when you’re not happy. And the one time you decide to actually use them, they’ll deny your claim.
- The whole reason that project managers at software companies don’t like using open source software is that they want to be able to sue somebody for their own failings. That’s a little bit hard when you can’t even find the people who wrote the software.
- Single guys are obnoxious. I feel the pain of female restaurant workers the world over.
- You can’t make a list with only 9 items.
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January 21st, 2009 | 
