Once upon a time there was a nice, young man who wasn’t particularly interested in running. Then he met a maiden so fair that he felt compelled to take up running. So compelled, in fact, that he resigned his presidency of the Anti-Running League and became a wannabe runner and a wannabe cyclist. But, much worse than that, he actually became a member of that most despised of groups, a triathlete.
And as the balmy days of spring progressed into summer, trouble showed up in triathlete land. Yes, trouble. Big trouble, in fact.
You see, our intrepid hero ran into those evil creatures known as Achilles Tendonitis, ITB Syndrome and Shin Splints, the triumvirate of which sorely beset him and wreaked great damage upon his heretofore hale and hearty frame.
And so began a long period of pain, suffering and battling against the foul creatures. And just when things started looking their dimmest around the time when that ITB known as Leftie unleashed a scourge of pain and suffering on the populace of the Knee area didst our valiant hero employ the most powerful and potent of weapons. Yeah and verily he sallied forth to the Podiatrist who demonstrated unto him the folly of his ways and introduced to him the concept of the ORTHOTIC.
And so, dear friends, we now present the ultimate weapon in the war against tendonitis, the custom ORTHOTIC. Note, dear reader, how much space is between the foot and the floor. That shouldn’t be there.
November 26th, 2008 | 
